This is Emerson's first visit with Santa Claus... and he actually got what he asked for... why does that never happen to me... All I wanted was a 19 year-old redhead of questionable virtue.... and I have asked for the last 5 years and still no luck! Oh yea.... Emerson wanted a "Batmobile"... I guess they are more available in the marketplace here.... OK, so the virtue was really to be in question....
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